Friday, April 6, 2007

why do things work out the way the do!?!?!?!?!?

arraahrhrhahghghg.
i'm sitting here dying fucking dying for a surf. fucking dying. i'd get up and go anywhere right this second for a surf. but i said to dan we'd do a road trip so i'm waiting to hear from her. cuz she's got to do a lesson first. We were going to go to raggers but the surfs fucking massive and it'll be onshore all arvo. pims there and he's giving me constant updates, i just missed the wind turn east and it go small and glassy. i'm friggin dying inside!!! ahahahrhrrh.g the only place that looks good is shippies but it'll be a full tank in my hummer, which is a hundy, which just makes me cringe. still.
we were at piha yesterday and it was so unbelievably shite, that i didn't even go in.
now i wish i had. there weren't even waves it was crumbling mushy onshore as. there was two people out and they were really good. just as we left it got a bit better but we were all starving and ready to gt home. shit goddam.

So I go get dan yesterday for breaky and who's on her couch but Big Bud this pretty big deal DnB Dj from the uk.
www.myspace.com/bigbuduk
long story. but he buys me breaky cuz i'm so broke, which is real nice of him, so i drive him to swanson, so we all hang out at piha and now he's our mate, lovely lovely guy, even let some french surf magazine use his tunes for their dvd for free, cannot WAIT to see/hear that. and he's like, you coming to the concert? we'll work out the door list.
but the night of the gig
I"M
DOING
A
TRI
IN ROTORUA
AT 6am in the morning the morning after the gig this friday.
and i'm also going to Alice Russell
THANK YOU LORD
the night before.
you can't party to all hours on a thursday, get up for work at six, finish work and dance all night to 2am, drive what, four hours to vegas, put on a wetsuit, swim a k in the frigid goddam waters of blue lakes, wait for your mate to cycle, then run 11k off road.
you can't. no one can.
it's fucked up.
his tracks are the raddest and hes such a nice guy and all my mates will be there and our names will be on the door and where will i be while they are euphorically dancing their asses off? i'll be eating pasta getting an early night in some foreign motel room with decor from the seventies too nervous to sleep. wearing a wetsuit shivering in the coldest water in nz.
bullshit.
i've got to go surfing right now i'm getting really really grumpy.

one thing makes it all okay, say it with me now
ALICE RUSSELL!!!!!
lets say it twice for effect
AL
ice
Russ
Ell
yaaayayayayayay
suckers.

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