my friend andrea in london sent me a link to her blog and i went and had a look and you know what, her blog is cheerful, brief, light, and funny. The complete antithesis to my blog which is long winded, heavy, solemn and vaguely depressing. Opinions please.
I"ve decided to take a web page from her URL and lighten mine up.
Heres the thing i laughed most at yesterday:
The way cats hate water and when you bath them when you're a kid and they're your baby and they hates it and their claws come and and cling to the porcelain on the bath and go all rigid and it goes Sreeeeeeeeeekchhhththch.
The way cats come in from fossicking under the house and stroll past and look at you all nonchalantly and dignified sniffing the air, not knowing that they are COVERED in cobwebs. hehehe.
and finally.
My aunt bought coackroach traps for her house where i'm staying. i'm like, weird, whats the bait? Is there like some sexy female cockroach in skimpy clothes with a pole doing sexy dance wiggling her hips going: COme'ere babeee.
and jans like; pretty much! it's got the sent of cockroach sex on it and it lures them in.
outrageous!
then i'm like, but how does it trap them? she's like: they stick to it.
this makes me all sad and worried and grossed out, so to assuage my distress she says:
oh yeah but before they die they're absolutely GOING FOR IT
and she is kneeling in my bedroom and starts imitating a cockroach having the shag of his life.
This is very funny. hehehe.
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